what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Daniel is a fag

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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knock knock? come in

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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