- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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