rocky is here again.......................

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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A midget walked under a bar.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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