Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Is maynaise an instrument?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

So one time there was this woman learning...

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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