Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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A French man gets into a fight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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