- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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