- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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