Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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