Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Trump will make America great again.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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