What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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