why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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Irish sobriety

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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You sick fiend

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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