- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

How do you make a plumber cry You kill it's family

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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