- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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