You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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