- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Michael Brown

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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