How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Anti Joke

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