An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Two planes walk into an office building

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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