Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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