Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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YO FACE

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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