What do you call a white duck? A quacker

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

knock knock There's no door

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

i have two hands.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

baloney sandwich

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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