Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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you give like i give lomain

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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nothing

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

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