Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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