Women's Rights

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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