- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

think twice or at least think

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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