how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

jibby jobby

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Emily Walker.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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