You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Anti Joke

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