- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

I have cancer. And you're next.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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