Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

knock knock whos there? nobody

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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