Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

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watch me nae nae

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Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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