- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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