- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

I went to school. Then I came home.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Double-whammy

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

When is a door not a door? When it's a pair of titties!

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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