- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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