- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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