- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Dyslexics are teople poo

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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