Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Grace Ackerson

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Dumbledore dies.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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