Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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