- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

think twice or at least think

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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