What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

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Neil Lewis

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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