- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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