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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

so...um, yeah

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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