- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

The EPA.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

KOOKABURRA

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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