A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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