What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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