- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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