Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Matt is a Duster!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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