- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Knock knock.

hola said the chinese man

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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