- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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