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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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