- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

What do you call two dog? dogs

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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