REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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Skinny people fart less.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Heskey time.

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Anti Joke

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