- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Long joke Your such a downey

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Water? I hardly know her.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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