Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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