What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What comes after 69? 70

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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