Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A man penetrates another man.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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this website even though its hilarious.

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a read head, a brunet, and a blonde sneak into a merchant ship. security hears some noises and goes on to investigate. all three girls jump into banana sacks. security guard kicks the first sack with the read head in it and she growls like a dog, so the security sees its a dog and keeps on walking. he then kicks the sack with the brunet in it, she goes on to hiss like a cat. so then the security guard kicks the last sack with the blonde in it, and she yells out "bananas!"...the end

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If Beauty Exits ... The Heck Are You?

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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