- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Title IX

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Jersey Shore.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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