- Anti Joke

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.