- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

Stop me if you heard this one before.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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