- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Haha, I get it..

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's your guys names?

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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