- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Immigration Laws

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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