Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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SEX

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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School

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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