What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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hello

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no.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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