- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Three baby seals walk into a club...

what looks like a banana? a penis

Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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