What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Justin Bieber

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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