Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

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no.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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silver bullet?

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

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Women's Rights

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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