?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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