- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Why can't february march Because april may

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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