I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Pianos.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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